"Don't throw things at the birds, they'll
crap on you"


Charming Japanese English

Cute ad -
read the small print...

The fruit sandwich:

white bread (no crusts)
whipped cream



Going to the loo will never be the same again...

Proof that the Japanese are a truly advanced nation - in Italy the flag-waving man would be real

A collection of the finest vending-machine pickings available to man (Bubble Man II excepted - yuck!)