"Don't throw things at the birds, they'll
crap on you"

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Charming Japanese English

















Cute ad - read the small print...




The fruit sandwich:

white bread (no crusts)
custard
whipped cream
strawberries

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yum







Going to the loo will never be the same again...













Proof that the Japanese are a truly advanced nation - in Italy the flag-waving man would be real






A collection of the finest vending-machine pickings available to man (Bubble Man II excepted - yuck!)